A few haha’s

1. Husband: 'What are you doing?'

Wife: Nothing.

Husband: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Wife: 'I was looking for the expiration date.'

2. A blind man enters a shop with his guide dog. He picks up the dog and starts swinging it in the air.

A salesgirl comes forward and asks, "Can I help, sir?

"No thanks," he says. "Just looking."

3. If you get a friend request from someone name Jeremiah, It's ok to accept it. He is a bullfrog and he is a good...

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